Heres help, heres you. Juno: The whorehouse was my idea! BEETLEJUICE: Boy, do you know how to pick em or what? You have sealed my fate with your betrayal. LYDIA: We made a good team! And here we are sneaking around like two teenagers at a church picnic. Let's haunt this bitch! OTHO: So glad that you asked. Lydia stopped short in the doorway, then began to laugh. I accept you. Stripey Ghost Man? Ive never felt this before. Beetlejuice: [covers Lydia's mouth with his hand] She's a little bit nervous. Is this it? IM ALIVE! Theyre the real villains of this show. Own that. Welcome to the family, son. Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah. Wait, why aren't you dancing? *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. Theyre chasing me! So, goodbye. Goes to the door. My names not Otho! I want you, Beetlejuice. Oh, Adam, were just getting started! You need a mother. He needs therapy! Delia, that was just the wind. Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him. "PROLOGUE: INVISIBLE" ENSEMBLE: DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. This guy knows what Im talking about, I gotta get out of here! ADAM: What other choice do we have? I dont wanna die! See? Okay, new plan. And Ive got a plan. Theyre queens! Hes here! I know, theres still so much I wanted to do. AND Im from New Jersey! I got all the way to Howards store, and then Howard tells me their out of stock. We have a dinner to plan, a house to redecorate-. Im Barbara, this is Adam. . Please, forgive me! (a beat.) Woah, sorry, I didnt mean to yell its justYou make daddy so angry. Uh, hey! CHARLES: Delia! She scratches that out. Does this couch make me look dead? Like these weirdos. CHARLES: Because it hurts too much! Yes, its been very creepy. 2."Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. WE COULD JUST WALK BUT WE'VE DONE THAT BEFORE, ADAM: THAT MUST BE THE REASON SHE SEES US, FRIENDS WHO DON'T STOP AT PROBLEMS OR OBSTACLES. I see you. DELIA: (aggressive.) And then mom said, Lets clean up. And she made us sing that song she always loved. Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. Everything was the way it used to be. LYDIA: Im gonna use it to bring my mom back from the Netherworld. Delia! JUNO: Report to processing! February 27, 2020 7:07pm. Just put me in . Im not comfortable withfeelingsyou know that. BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah? Thats what I want too. LYDIA YOU GIVE ME THAT! Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! Barbara, this is our stuff BARBARA: A SHRINE TO THE FEELINGS WE'VE BEEN REPRESSING, BARBARA: UNFINISHED PROJECTS MEANINGLESS OBJECTS. BEETLEJUICE: Get in there Babs! BEETLEJUICE: NO! No one likes it, throw it out.. Shes definitely done some stuff, I can tell. When Lydia calls on Beetlejuice to scare away her . Beetlejuice (v.o) (laughs to himself) you are a naughty man. DELIA: Youre breaking up with me AND firing me? LYDIA: I cant change anything! And he gave me this. We will. ADAM: That guy! MAXIE DEAN: Im rich. Oh, my God! It's like my dad's Ophelia. IN THE WORLD, BE PREPARED TO TAKE YOUR EGGS AND FREEZE 'EM , DELIA: 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS, LYDIA: SOUNDS LIKE TERRIBLE THINGS CAN HAPPEN. FORESHADOWING. BEETLEJUICE: WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE 'EM GO CRAZY, 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT SOME EVIL DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOU, YOU'VE GOTTA WORK GOTTA HAUNT TILL IT HURTS THROUGH THE NIGHT, AND GIVE THOSE GUYS THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. Living girl! Beetlejuice is ruder, raunchier and frankly, more repellent than ever in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film. And I think Ill take a chance on life! Beetle..(bj covers her mouth) BJ: She's a little nervous. LYDIA: Adam, Barbara? DELIA: What are you talking about? Buddy, thanks for coming, but we are dealing with a haunted house here. All you gotta do is say my name. ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY! I'M GONNA MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME, I'LL MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME (MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME). Powerless. I will, I just, OKAY FINE I WILL. "YES I DO! Im sorry I just couldnt help myself. Death for the dead. Does this dress say Mindfulness?. (DELIA screams.) ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? NEIGHBOR: Hello?! BEETLEJUICE: WHY GOD-SLASH-SATAN, DID YOU SEND THESE BED WETTERS? LYDIA: I dont want your help. I, myself, am strange and unusual." -Lydia Deetz. *attempts to jump again. Mom!! Every single time I finally feel like I start to belong, its Goodbye Delia Youre out of the band Delia Vishnu doesnt need more disciples Delia!. Based on the 1988 Burton film, this musical delves into the life of oddball teen Lydia Deetz, who meets a recently deceased couple and an unruly demon willing to help them haunt a house. I call it The Soulbox. BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. BEETLEJUICE: OH! Hibiscus_Flower. I have a chance to see her again, please! Now normally, I would use a plumbline for this, but Im not too shabby with a freehand. Maybe I should answer for her. So mean. Lets say we are dead thats bad, obviously, but hey, maybe! ADAM: I didnt think it was that weak! By the time you read this note. You are like ice! Im his fifth wife! BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah right! LYDIA: Yeah, you look like a bloated zebra that a lion ripped apart and then didnt eat because there was obviously something wrong with it, so it just rotted in the hot African sun. That was a disaster. BEETLEJUICE: Fine! Chapter 1: The Netherworld. DELIA: Lydia, we talked about this sad, saddy, sadness stuff, yeah? After everything Ive done for her. LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. Thats why Im doing this. Well that wouldve been good to know. (goes to kiss him, but gags.). Hide! This is so wrong, your my employee, but also my lover! I took a very big risk with this place. OH GOD! This was an excuse to make the boys interact and realize they all are wife simps. New productions headed our way include "Six," the musical that turns the six wives of Henry VIII into pop icons; "Beetlejuice," the musical spin on Tim Burton's 1988 film starring . LYDIA: I really like you guys. ", AND SHE'LL BE LIKE "OH, NOTHIN' JUST RUNNING THE WORLD.". The full DC BJ script Respect. ADAM: Do you mean us? Knock three times. And yet, I worry. ADAM: Barbara, run! ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. DELIA: STACK BANANA TILL THE MORNING COME, BRRAH! So, what do you say? I hid it in case that dancing football player caught me. Well you got what you wanted, Dad. Source: www.enca.com. LYDIA: Dad! LYDIA: Dad came back for me? Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" Based on Tim Burton's blockbuster film of the same name, this animated show features Beetlejuice, the wild "ghost with the most" from the "Neitherworld" and his mortal best friend Lydia Deetz, a young, perky goth girl attending a private school in a sleepy little Connecticut town. Except her. More about Lydia . EVEN IF YOU'RE BORN WITH CONGENITAL HEART DISEASE, AND YOU COULD BE KILLED BY A RANDOM SNEEZE, JUST GONNA RING THE BELL OF THIS CREEPY LOOKING HOUSE, AND I'M HERE TODAY TO SUPPORT THE GIRL SCOUTS BY SELLING COOKIES, GIRL SCOUT: WELL, I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE, BANANA AND OAT BRAN, PECAN, GIRL SCOUT: BUT, WE'RE REALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO, GIRL SCOUT: Dont worry! You go to the Netherworld, you dont come back. We want to help you! BEETLEJUICE: Whaaaat? I havent always been such a good mother. ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. And now, finally theyre about to die! BUT BEETLEJUICE, IT'S NOT AS IF I'VE LOST MY MIND. OTHO: (offstage.) You see Charles, as a life coach, I have but one enemy. BEETLEJUICE: So then, I was like Lets do this! And then, spring the trap. DELIA: Lydia, look, I know that youre upset, but maybe this is meant to be. On stage, however, "Beetlejuice" stakes a convincing claim for itself and presents a case for how much just plain fun theater can be when it's done this well. /Say my name/. Now lets hurry up and leave this god forsaken house. Its like a green card thing! Home Monologues from Musicals. The gross-out ghost from the supernatural Tim Burton comedy 'Beetlejuice' sings and dances in this splashy Broadway musical starring Alex Brightman as the demonic degenerate and Sophia Leave this house! LYDIA: I have been alone since my mom died! BEETLEJUICE: Sorry, kid. Prologue: Invisible - Lydia 2. Beetlejuice tickets will be available to purchase soon. what Im trying to say is; I hired you to help my daughter, but you have ended up helping me. All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. Beetlejuice- wedding scene by beetlejuice - Karaoke Lyrics on Smule. happy! So lets scare my dad! I never said-, LYDIA: You never say ANYTHING! You ripe old bastard. Beetlejuice The Musical is rumoured to open in London's West End in Spring 2023. Of course I might have to get a little mean. A ballad already? I know that my name's on the marquee, but youre going to have to watch a new show. DELIA: Black reminds me of a funeral! Results may vary. BEETLEJUICE: Nothing, so your dad wants to suck me into this fancy box. Im bringing my mom back! It says, Im warm, Im friendly, and I think about death only a normal amount! having plummeted off the Winter River Bridge. Lydia doesnt have my resilience. ADAM: You don't like this stuff? DELIA: And that is depressing. LYDIA: Classic Bait and Switch, Oldest trick in the book! Cmon. Its not a fad! close. Leave this house! Weve already said it a bunch of times! Mr. Its less. Then they . DELIA/OTHO: Life is life. AH AH AH AH!). Sophia Anne Caruso, the talented young star of "Beetlejuice," surprised a lot of the musical . BARBARA: We're ghosts, damn it! The Netherworld. Oh father dear! Based on Tim Burton's 1988 wonderfully demented film, Beetlejuice The Musical follows Lydia Deetz - a strange and unusual teenager whose life takes an unexpected turn when she meets the former owners of her house - who just happen to be dead - and a degenerate demon from the Netherworld. "Beetlejuice" runs through . LYDIA: But Dad, theres no one in it. Whats a matter Chuck? We do not want to kill people! Ongoing. Every bit of it. JUNO: YOU! Guy talk howd you do it? BEETLEJUICE: Its a figure of speech Adam, okay? Lets draw the door. It CLICKS OFF. DELIA: Lydia, I know that I am paid to care about you, but Id like us to be real friends! Keep it coming gentleman! Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! LYDIA: YeahItd be terrible if we all let each other down, DELIA: (Rings Triangle.) ADAM Hey old girl! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. And that is exactly how we can beat him. ), ON THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING (AH AH AH AH). Some of the changes in the musical also seem to be influenced by Beetlejuice, the animated series. The sound of the music is evidence of the fact that the Maitlands have allowed Lydia to dance to the music and levitate in the living room as a . Its the perfect weapon to help you vanquish your ghost. All Ive gotta do is get a living person to say my name three times. Ugh, classic Maitlands. Fun at parties! But I (a beat.) BEETLEJUICE: No. So. A few nights before she- before the end, Emily took my hand and said, I know you wanna fix it. BEETLEJUICE: Thats it! LYDIA: Were not a family. You both get em. "Things seem pretty quiet. Oh my god! : 1) Lollapalooza -- Created in 1991 as a farewell tour for Perry Farrell's band, it ran annually until 1997, and was revived in 2003. These ghosts are gonna make us a fortune! CHARLES: Wouldnt even know where to start. I love it! I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! This is the best day of my life! ADAM: I gotta say hun, were lucky. BEING YOUNG AND FEMALE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M AN EASY MARK, BEETLEJUICE: I'M OFFERING YOU A FULL-TIME SPECTER. And such a bold departure from the original source material! DELIA: Its like my guru Otho always says, If you dont take a chance, you dont have a chance, because you didnt take it!. Alright. Alone. I'm so glad you changed your mind. New neighbors?! It sayswe should draw a door. The rule bookI present: The Handbook for The Recently Deceased. JUNO: I shouldve guessed youd be mixed up in all of this! Thats why youre stuck in the attic! Get the shrimp! BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! BEETLEJUICE Oh, theyre both gonna get it. We were told living people ignore the strange and unusual. BARBARA: Lydia, no, you don't know what will happen. LYDIA: Hey Maybe we can help each other. You asked me, I'm answering. You died together. Welcome to our model home. CHARLES: My god, woman. I have some good news. I like to think I put my own spin on it, but whats the point, you know? Beetlejuice Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. No one is like me! And speaking of, right on time! Im so glad you could make it! Ive come to pry my beloved daughter from your cold dead hands. LYDIA: Im not going back! DELIA: Otho, I noticed that the Soulbox is both glowing and making a noise. CHARLES: A BEAUTIFUL BUNCH OF RIPE BANANA, ALL: LIFT SIX FOOT, SEVEN FOOT, EIGHT FOOT BUNCH, CHARLES: Maxie! Make them think that theyre in control! We did kill someone though. Your father was trying to hide you from us. Its gonna be so good for all of us. 5. Step right up and lets play a game that I like to call RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!. this hilarious musical tells the story of lydia deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing . ADAM: Oh yeah? New phone, who dis? A fall from that height? And they have scorpions for teeth! (referring to DELIA.) Theyre gonna be my new best friends! CHARLES: Hey! What do I always say about doubt? Did I hear the dinner bell? BEETLEJUICE: No, she did! No you cant do that! ADAM: (BARBARA screams.) The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! BARBARA: Thats so strange, Its not hot. You'll know that I've abandoned hope. Beetlejuice: please don't make me beg *kneels* fine im begging okay i'm so sick and tired of being. Im on your side, and I always will be. Unless of course, its a murder suicide, which makes for a very awkward eternity. CHARLES: You think this is what I want? LYDIA: You guys want your house back, right? Got any references? Oh you dont have a handbook? The musical premiered at the National Theatre, Washington, D.C. in October 2018, prior to opening on Broadway at the Winter Garden Theatre on April 25, 2019. BEETLEJUICE: Wow! DELIA: SUCKS-YES! For this list, we'll be looking at the choreography and dance sequences from films spanning between 1980 to 1989 that define this era and the dance genre. And there is a way. Afraid Id marry her? youre getting really comfy with the whole being dead thing! LYDIA: But were moving forward!, right? And if not, we're adding more every week so if you don't see one you like, keep checking back! I guess Ill just go. Shes a demon, and she doesnt get me. He was fast! Do you mind if we all share this house! See that tiny little house up there? Are you alright? BEETLEJUICE: Adam (dramatic pause.) ONE DAY YOU MAY WAKE UP ALONE, DELIA: 'CAUSE YOUR HUSBAND AND HIS BOYFRIEND BOUGHT A BOAT AND THEN THEY SAILED AWAY TO ROME, DELIA: SO YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP IN DEEP DESPAIR, TALKIN' TO THE WALLS 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE THERE, 'CAUSE THAT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE TO HAVE A FAMILY, THAT YOUR AGING ASS WILL HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT , A LITTLE "I AM STILL YOUNG!!!" ADAM: Lydia, we're so sorry! LYDIA: Because, youre not scary. Lydia: No! BEETLEJUICE: NO, WHAT FILLS YOU WITH RAGE? Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" IT'S SHOWTIME! CHARLES: Thats because Im trying to Delia, do your job please, life coach her. CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. Ive already been to hell and back. Barbara, its like one of our classes! Dont you remember when we moved in? Wheres Lydia? CENSUS AGENT: Hello, I'm with the U.S. Census Bureau, got time for a few, OH MY GOD! Source: . BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING! BEETLEJUICE: Woah! I think I really captured your essence. LYDIA: Dead Mom? THREE TIMES IN A ROW, IT MUST BE SPOKEN UNBROKEN. I thought she was terrifying, but nobody knew who she was. ADAM: So he sent little Howard the third, and long story short, I got the last bottle of Manchurian Tung oil! LYDIA: Does it say anything about summonings or seances? I don't even like pottery! Now after you scare them, while theyre still quaking in terror, you make them say this! I mean, real ghosts? BEETLEJUICE: You heard the lady! BARBARA: We are not aluminum siding people! LYDIA: My whole life is a dark room. BEETLEJUICE: Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes! CHARLES: On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say, ALL (but LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME. This is exciting! Barbara, the pig! LYDIA: Hes the loneliest guy I know. Yes, I love that man of mine. CHARLES: No, you have failed. BARBARA: Yeah! Were going to play a little game! LYDIA: Mother nearest, heart how dearest. Keep it away from your sensitive parts. Rule number 1: Dont leave the house. ADAM So, I asked Howard Junior to check in the back. CHARLES: I see! Were not like you! But hey. Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King.It is based on the 1988 film of the same name.The story concerns a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call for help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (after the star; the name is pronounced and often spelled "Beetlejuice"), who is . CHARLES: Delia Schlimmer, will you do me the honor of signing a prenuptial agreement and be my second wife? Its okay at Christmas, but the rest of the year, you gotta put it away! Which reminds me, I got you a new dress for your fathers business dinner! Also, one of your wine glasses is poison! ITS ALMOST A GIVEN THAT I WILL ALL SOON BE ALIVE. BEETLEJUICE: DON'T YOU WANNA SEE DAD SUFFER? LYDIA: Youre scared of everything! DELIA: Charles, maybe we should just tell her about us. What are you talking about. And you dont exist. ALL GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, BEETLEJUICE: AHHHHHHH!! Anthony King Can everybody see me? I brought you a pie?! The production is scheduled to close on June 6 . We take all these adult recreational classes, you know, ballroom dancing, backyard composting, ADAM: We just took this amazing glass blowing class. One minute youre on top of the world, and the next minute, you feel like no one will ever love you This guy knows what Im talking about! This is all very believable. And breathers worry so much about their stupid little lives, most of them never notice anything strange or unusual unless you make them. LYDIA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? ; Body Horror: Having his head cut off, then stretching his nose out while shoving his hand into the back of his head and growing eyes on his fingers. Second row, right there! I'm talkin' jump-scares, the jerky Japanese ghost-walk. THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD! 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