. Born 1991 Parents. Allison Poundstone Female, Person 1991 - 147 Views. You know, there just aren't that many Joan of Arc jokes out there. POUNDSTONE: It just didn't occur to me. Paula you played the voice of Paula, actually, on one of my favorite shows called "Home Movies.". Yeah, actually, you know, about five percent of my book is about my legal debacle. POUNDSTONE: I mean this was five and a half POUNDSTONE: years ago now that all this happened. 88 on Comedy Central's 2004 list of the 100 greatest stand-ups of all time. POUNDSTONE: Well, I always say about Joan of Arc, she was in the right place at the right time all the way up until she was burned at the stake. She spent time in rehab for alcoholism and temporarily lost custody of her three children. Yeah, the pilots don't really talk to us so much anymore. One of my favorite lines of yours - people on the left, we don't like the people on the right. It was a series. Why not save ink and call her "d"? Poundstone, who was released after posting a $200,000 bond, spoke briefly to reporters as she left the jail. Name: Allison C Poundstone, Phone number: (310) 828-6737, State: CA, City: Santa Monica, Zip Code: 90403 and more information At seventeen I left high school because there was a parking lot that needed to be hung out in, and I didnt want the brainy kids to have to take a shift. No, it was horrendous. You're great. Our e-mail address is talk@npr.org. What I do know about the history of the world is that it is twelve feet long and the United States doesnt even begin until the last four inches. All Rights Reserved. The youngsters in Joan Jeanne Joans community had the responsibility of taking each familys sheep, goats, and cows to pasture and watching them while they ate. In an effort to cheer me up, my lawyer told me, after he rescheduled with the clerk, "Itll be next month on the nineteenth and the clerk says thisll be good because the judge can be there that day." CONAN: Hi, Phil, you're on the air. Much of historys record of Jeannes extraordinary life comes from her own testimony during her heresy trial, although I cant imagine that they got it all written down accurately. So maybe what we should do is just have some sort of election that says we get to have a Democrat and then we select him privately. I was very drunk when I got my first bunny. He is really a clever, funny guy. Anyja hziasszony, apja pedig mrnk volt. I wish Dick Cheney could have been involved somehow. Actually I had one really great lawyer, so I do make rare exceptions to the rule. Thanks very much for being with us today. This live recording features guests Roy Blount, Jr. and Paula Poundstone. They are Toshia, Thomas, and Allison Poundstone. Showing 30 distinct works. Toshia played a wolf and a peasant. In 1989, she won the American Comedy Award for "Best Female Stand-Up Comic". POUNDSTONE: This maybe wrecks havoc with election law, but CONAN: Or maybe midterm elections where there's not any one Democrat who can be identified as the candidate. (her first double album) in June 2016;[9] and I Heart Jokes: Paula Tells Them in Maine in January 2009.[8]. Some bleeding-heart dog people have told me he was teething. All rights reserved. No matter how much I don't want to do that, that's what ends up happening. Allison Poundstone is the daughter of Paula Poundstone. I realize that, as a criminal, my thoughts on the legal process dont carry much weight; still, for whatever help it may have been to my lawyer in his own personal relations, I explained to him that people are supposed to plan things for the times they are available to do them, and that one does not score points for scheduling a court hearing for a time when they can be in court -- especially when they are the judge. CONAN: Your humor has always been observational and always, at least in part, about your own life and, you know, obviously self-deferential in a lot of those references. Paula s-a nscut n Huntsville, Alabama, Statele Unite. CONAN: But did you have to wear that clip on your nose like they wear in the Olympics? Paula Poundstone (@paulapoundstone) Instagram photos and videos paulapoundstone Follow 550 posts 11.3K followers 193 following Paula Poundstone Comedian Comedian, author and host of @nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone on @starburnsaudio. It's an attractive image, isn't it? Then he suddenly reached across and grabbed my crotch, crushing my poster. Comedian Paula Poundstone has been lending her commentary to NPR's news quiz show for . CONAN: Well, Beethoven, you wrote, Beethoven billed himself as Ludwig von Beethoven at the Burgtheater because von meant you were royalty and van meant you were a maker of overpriced sneakers that weighed heavily on one's feet. Toshia may have Brianna G.57 as a reading buddy next year. Paula Poundstone's three adopted children have been staying with her for the last few days at her Santa Monica home. [7] In 2017, she launched a new science-comedy-interview program on NPR called Live from the Poundstone Institute that released episodes weekly, then stopped suddenly, saying the semester is over. I should have known. Well, it was four shows. Six months later, when I couldnt possibly share in a circle one more time and my dog had ingested all of her furniture, this woman dropped off in my front yard, in what I liken to a drive-by shooting, one of the biggest, dumbest animals Ive ever seen. Submitted on July 23, 2013. Jerry Seinfeld was a little bit ahead of me, but, you know, close enough. I'm a big fan of hers. Somehow, Paula Poundstone manages to draw connections between her own experiences in life - both the highs and lows - to the lives of important historical figures, from Joan of Arc to Abraham Lincoln to Beethoven. I love Perry Mason. Paula, my wife and I have always enjoyed your comments from the floor of political conventions. At nineteen she was captured by the British, tried by the Church, and burned at the stake as a heretic. More at IMDbPro Contact info Agent info Resume Born December 29, 1959 Add to list Awards 3 wins Photos 8 Known for Home Movies 8.2 TV Series Paula Small (voice) 1999 5 eps He eats the side of the house. You're listening to TALK OF THE NATION from NPR News. But each time I time I try to say something about Abraham Lincoln I find myself diverting to something that - it reminds me of something that happened to me or it reminds me of something else entirely. This is TALK OF THE NATION. Prosecutors said the terms of probation will require Poundstone, who is being treated in Malibu, to complete six months at a rehabilitation center. No, it was - I always say I've been to hell and back, and even the and back wasn't all that pleasant. I didnt simply lack talent; I was part of a terrorist organization aimed at disrupting the American way of life by bringing down the Later show. CONAN: OK, go ahead. We won't post to any of your accounts without asking first. Who would crop her hair short and cross-dress because little soaps told her to? Born. And no one does the callback better." The bartender handed me a drink and told me the guy at the end of the bar had bought it for me. POUNDSTONE: Salaam. We taped them in two nights, and they decided not to make any more midway through my "we love it" hug from the executive on the second night. In one of the kindest gestures ever bestowed upon me, a woman I had never even met took my puppy the whole time I was away. We now have ten cats, a big stupid dog, two tadpoles, a bearded dragon lizard, and a bunny. previous 1 2 next . Paula gim Hantsvilyje, Alabamos valstijoje, JAV. Paula Poundstone; Edit. She was troubled by an uncanny sense that I owned a lot of corduroy. The way it came about is I used to do a show with the same company called "Science Court." The guy kept trying to make conversation and, just trying not to be rude, I answered his questions. For my kids sake, as well as my own, I am determined to succeed.. She provided backstage commentary during the 1992 presidential election on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. TOM: Well, I loved Perry Mason, too, but I'm glad that you don't hate all lawyers. POUNDSTONE: Yeah, it might. Now, thanks to a court ruling on Wednesday, they get to stay home for good . About three weeks before I went into rehab I got really drunk, went into a pet store, and bought a dog. Oh, you had comment. POUNDSTONE: No, I don't. Nakonec adoptovala dv dcery, Toshia a Allison, a syna, Thomase. She has fostered eight children, and eventually adopted two daughters and a son. Well, it's true. Cat Nip Toy. The family lives in Santa Monica, California. He said, "Youre wearing that?". Poundstone a fost crescut n Sudbury, Massachusetts, mpreun cu familia ei. CONAN: Yeah. Each chapter is a different figure. And by the way, how much does she cram for each WAIT, WAIT? I'll take your comments offline, in fact, on that. She provided backstage commentary during the 1992 presidential election on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. View Allison Poundstone's profile on LinkedIn, the world's largest professional community. Comedian and author Paula Poundstone talks about her new book, There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say, the best part of her arrest, and why she never wins on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. Go ahead, please. CONAN: Our guest today is Paula Poundstone. CONAN: Here's an e-mail we got from Ken from Cleveland. She was also charged with three counts of lewd acts upon a girl younger than 14. I have no one to blame but myself -- which, Ive always said, takes the joy right out of blaming. Her father said he would rather have had her brothers drown her than allow her to lose her virtue. Yeah, he cheated with the von thing and he got popped when he tried - when he went to court to get custody of his nephew. It was a good show, though. Well, who started calling her "Joan" in America? Everyone has it. With coaching and practice, I have done a good job as an interviewer in the past. I can't even sit in a chair unless it's in a circle anymore but, you know, I went to work right afterwards and played to a great crowd and enjoyed the heck out of it. POUNDSTONE: Oh, I'm so glad. Theres a Brianna Club at school, and this year they had a highly competitive "What Being a Brianna Means to Me" essay contest. However, the following day, the same guy called and said they felt I had purposely tried to sabotage their show. The crimes were committed between May 19 and June 6, they alleged. The first sentence of the last paragraph of my kindergarten teacher's summary letter in May of 1965 says I have enjoyed many of Paula's humorous comments about our activities. I said, "Mom, they werent trying to teach you to swim.". POUNDSTONE: So the similarities - actually CONAN: It might have been God or your mother maybe. Her second book, published by Algonquin in May 2017, is titled The Totally Unscientific Study of the Search for Human Happiness. Unfortunately, my problem is I - you know, more than that seems like a great idea after one or two, so that's really where the problem lies. At one point he said it's very different. When we come back from a short break, the media circus surrounding O.J. Page 3013 of 3700. shelved 64,372 times. William Poundstone. 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