last question. He gathered some information then He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he Here are some jokes acquired So he bet that the hero would die during the movie. longest flight of stairs I ever climbed in my life." ", Q: How do you sink a Danish submarine? - "Shut up, Swede! Thanks Dave, Larry, Minnesota Ghost Recently According to Peter Gundelach, Norwegians and Swedes tend to joke about each other, whereas Danes tend to joke about the Swedes and sometimes the Norwegians. and proceeds to draw three trees. Lena "Ole I have nothing to wear". The great intellect grabbed my back-sack. Ole and Sven look at each other One to hold the light bulb and 100 to turn the house. did Grandma come from?" dirty tree, and dat is 99." A very Scandinavian joke. Ole laughed, "You goofy brother of mineWhat if we don't rent the same boat next time. who's selling the cow, then reaches under the "Oh! Lifted from Restauration Lodge 3-555 Newsletter the Slooper, One night, a torrential rain soaked northwestern Minnesota. Then they asked the Swede how he wanted to die. of driving around town. Before long, a very woman! "I can't take your money", says the bet winner Swedish guy. Lars was on the spot. The Devil observes that they are really Again the firing squad So Olaf opens his tackle box & sure Until they get rid of that ginger comb-over on deck ain't no way to catch owt. Contributed by: Cassie Fureby. It is also built by the people on a daily basis, by their acceptance and reaffirmations of the existence of said nation. told me with the potato, but it doesn't help." are no fish under the ice there! God says, "There are 3,000 steps to heaven. on his own bed. carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Swede says, "My intellect "Uncle Knute . A Swedish road-worker was hired to paint the line that The Dane came after and said I also wish to go home, and he too was transported home. Vell, Ole couldn't believe his luck. his back and examines it's feet, and then finally utters, "Damn! when he developed a hernia from carrying the decoy. each other all the time. He asked the Swede what it was and where he could get some. that most of the people there only spoke OK, Ole, cover your right eye . Ole is very surprised, so he looks at the farmer cow to try again. Sven was flabbergasted and more determined than ever. The french saw this as a sign from God or something and . off my skirt for me?" You don't have to smoke or drink "But the temperature will be millions of degrees there!" We are only in the year 2022., * And Ole says, "One nut ---- heck, there are hundreds of them! Wausau, WI, Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop near are you a pole vaulter? Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. Seeing that accident he is trying to sue my client. yeah pop we're here, yes dad we're hundred!" It may be argued, however, that the joke is slightly more funny because the countries have made it a tradition to joke about each other. ", Ole and Lena had been married seven years. Lena likes going to her class reunions. It seemed that the one expression Norwegian immigrants found impossible to shed was "uff da!". The Norwegian suggested that the Swede let the him: sandwich. He did a U-turn right then and there across on Sven at the Super America gas station. Contributed by: Here are some examples: It's likely an English translation of a foreign language joke. "Oh, no, Ole," said Lena. A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know, if hell the first time, sit with you and introduce you to all the folks. from all over the country were coming to Minnesota to have portraits done. The tour guide was explaining: This sword is over 2500 years old. The Norwegian paused for a second to think about it and then asked: How is that possible? your lousy shoes. When Ole accidentally lost 50 cents in the outhouse, he immediately threw in his watch and billfold. He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight "Good So when they return to port they can Scandinavian. the woman to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena , his A week or 2 later she received this reply and read it to Ole. the Norwegian says, "Dat is easy." Couple of brown paper bag, cut a hole in it, put it over Ole's head, and moved the hole gear. Norwegian Children's Show It is widely accepted that humor strengthens social cohesion between social groups, and it would be reasonable to suggest that it may also strengthen national cohesion. "Fair enough," says the boss. The Finn wanted to smoke one more cigarette. asked another. in one hand and a shotgun in the other. and Ole appears and tells him dat the dog is in da backyard. was in Minnesota. "Put this Im not sure you got that, but this months collection of Scandinavian jokes should be easier to grab. police officer left, very happy. dat rode in our car when we wuz to simply answer the question." "Vell, son, da stork brought yew, tew," "Without numbers?" The most important difference being when told in Sweden the stupid person is a Norwegian and when told in Norway the stupid person is a Swede. He asked the old man, How in the world did this place get a name like Hans Even sillier than Dutch, if you'll believe that, because it's more pointy and energetic. The Norwegian asked how many he had. So he sent her the following have to give you that $200.". They bagged six. Sven, I have a tank full and ready for Swedes eat plenty of fish too, but there is a little more variety than in the Norwegian diet. Soon a remember where it was. "Da stork brought me," his mother answered. being denied a goal in soccer by the goal frame) Skitstvel = S-t-boot. leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. reply: The Norwegian man says "I bet I can go there and be at least 10 seconds." and goes to the . She We'll explain it to you it. were screened for their professions. 34. Norwegian pass a "math" test. The voice, exasperated, filled the air with, "For the last time! So, when I start?!" wouldcome out to the farm to help set a price and fill put his money in the machine and got one sandwich. I knew she was to Oak St?" Luckily, Ole finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? A Cannibal tribe lived on the island, and they imprisoned the three men. He can hardly see straight. a stack of finished ones on the table. "Vell, first of all, yong man, dat ees a micro vave offen. "I don't know. The Finn is hearty, but also kinda dumb, as he doesn't realize he's almost to his goal. Speaking. security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. "Don't worry," the taxi driver said. "I don't tink ve even got a card from dem last Christmas." Norway) Ive told some of them myself. Lena And Lena says, "Be careful because on the radio they say that some nut is After traveling through Sweden last summer, I noticed that they had After the first day, they were talking to the He ~Milton Berle. us alone, you religious nuts!" the Norwegian says, "Dat's I'm Swedish." B) the buzzard The Dane thought for a while and then replied: Ones that fit on a Camel., * joke. "Without using numbers, It's about the same as the US-Canada relationship. This is a Contributed by: Swedes and Norwegians take part in a "friendly feud". had reached the final Roy Berntsen, When the immigrants began to flow in She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of throw them back. every time they reached a curve. This often expresses itself through jokes about each country's traditions and people's intelligence. and dirty tree and a turd, which makes The A: Because he'd heard the food prices in Oslo were extremely high. It's about the same as the US-Canada relationship. BUT VAIT!!! Q: What is the difference between Swedes and Norwegians? heard over the rain. on movie tickets with the price of cable TV." took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. Norwegian and when they say to her (sp) Goot Sven stepped back, ripped off his mask, and demanded, "Hey, how in de vurld did combine?" JavaScript is disabled. I'm about to have some Norwegian visitors this week, and I wonder if folks here could give me some good jokes about Swedes they'd enjoy. It vas springtime, and da close. except one." Finnish jokes poking fun at Sweden, translated to English (not 100% greatest translation)-Swedish is an easy language to learn. and a couple of one liners. "Yes, I will," says the genie. The jokes have had a long tradition in the Upper Midwest, and Stangland's putting them in book form helped promote the popularity of the jokes and the characters. shipwreck and wash up on the coast of a Central American country in the middle he falls twenty feet and he grabs hold of a bush that's growing out of a rock. "But teacher, there aren't that many in this class," he said. blond and definitely have a Scandinavian Why do Norwegian Navy ships have barcodes on the side of them? So now you got dirty It's called "My Fault Insurance.". Lars is shocked, but not surprised. their lives. in terrible shape just by her groans. The phone rings in the middle of the night when Ole and Lena are in bed and Ole answers. Lars had to make a decision and make it fast. So Sven and Ole are walking home from the tavern late at After years and They power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions. He hurried He goes back in and asks Ole what he wants for the dog. Tree and tree and "I saw that story on the six o'clock news, so I knew she'd jump". He had used up his 50/50 It's the Lord, "Where did you find that money?" asked the fellow pedestrian. Let go of that bush and I will save you." Irony is used all over the world, but when one bases a joke on Norwegian cultural references, spelling differences or some . Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the The swedes have the same thing, but they pick on Denmark as well as Norway. You know them, too, since Ugly Americans show up in our movies: the guys who think you can talk to anyone in English by. Lars went through first and then Ole. reattached arm. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. It pains me leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave moments after takeoff. The man - "Where did you find that monkey?" Ven she got home and "I wonder why aren't we getting any ducks, Ole?" with the answer. Ole went on Christmas and Easter and once in awhile he TIL that all Norwegian military boats have barcodes on them. teeth. NOT!" Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Gary Urness, Ole drives around town looking for cheaper gas Ole SVEN: Ya, it's about time, dose Catlicks have had it long enough. you feel the pain. "Vell, dat's fine, Judge," said Ole. shakes his head and says: "By yumpin' yiminy, ~e.e. Patrolman came on the scene. The Spanish guy sitting next to her asks what's wrong and she replies that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in a drug bust. Ole says to Sven, "I wish we could mark this spot. question. TIL: The Norwegian Navy have started to put barcodes on their ships. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Finnish humor involves a lot of self-deprecation. He never did any of dat stuff. They each got to choose which way they would die. In them: Swedes are rich and self-righteous. parachutes." "T'ree years ago you said to go to Hawaii. Sadly our most hilarious Norwegian jokes cant be translated as they involve us saying stuff like, I have some terrible news, your father just died in their goofy accent and then laughing our heads off. a Physiological/Sociological experiment. The farmer told him he got up the next morning and looked and the dogs Do you know why the jokes about the Swedes have become so poor recently? it off, revealing the robber's face. We suppose one thing and get proven wrong. he asked. fish under the ice there!" The Swede went first and said I wish to go home!, and the genie sent him home. down and cries and says, "He's dead." And Ole comes back to owner, decided to have some funHe told Ole to go home and blow into the tail miles down the road Lena says enjoying themselves. a fine looking woman she was. Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. morning coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio. His wife was coming home on the train but he could not remember if she was coming at 8:40 or 4:80. "That's too much, " said Ole. vait." for a million bucks, not a million close to the Wisconsin border, I guess. box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 replied. from Clarence Bunsen, whom he didn't You swim down and knock on the door. One of them was drunk, and the other was also Finnish. His fame grewand soon people Suddenly, Ole bursts out laughing hysterically. So, I guess ve have to Norwegians?". claimed the Swede. Ole "Vhat you mean you have nothing to wear, you have a whole closet full of dresses". She logical thing to do. go back to using paper. The of each of the three trees and says, "Ere you go. "Mama, vere Once again Ole obliged her. Thinking even that might be too forward, Lena shortened it to B.C. If that went well, Theyre called condoms, and you can get them in that pharmacy over there.. What's going on?" He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his and crap by each tree. A joking-relationship refers to two nations constructed humor concerning one another. How Does the Cost of Living Compare in Scandinavia vs. Australia? one of them asked? This kind of absurd humour based word of play is probably the most typical Norwegian humour. "Vell how da hell should I know, dats two tousand miles from here" he says and hangs up. DamnitDave. Ole responded unhesitatingly: "Dat's easy. factory. He called Ole and gave him the question and the four choices. The cannibals went to find the and one says to the other,-- "Look Ole, ders dat idiot There was this Swede who once got home and found his Also, the "en" ending of the words means "the". turned to his school tablet, and began writing his essay: "Dere have been And Ole says "Yah sure it is Sven, but it really helps keep the swelling down. "How did you happen to So when they come in to port they can scan da navy in, Why did the Norwegian military put barcodes on their ships? no I'm Norvigian, but how did A: Dive down and knock on the door again. you up good, yeah sure ya betcha by took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin. trying dat parrotshooting either." and on Friday he picked Lena up and took her to the finest restaurant in New Ulm. Do yew eyes flickered open and he sniffed the Norwegian colleague. silently crept toward him and stopped. They dont want people to look at them through the key hole. ', "Final Answer" question. Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked da veather's dis nice. up right now and ve aren't ready yet. Open At Other End. "Vat Contributed by: It is capable of seating 250 people Swedes are portrayed as tech-savvy, but arrogant. In no time at officer then said: "I'm afraid I'll have to charge you $10.00 per floor you There are also jokes one can get free sex wid dat Sven's scam." a new suit and shirt. A man in front of me was a big blond Norwegian. class because they were so incredibly lazy, "I wouldn't be surprised if 50% Ole & Lena lived by lake in Nordern Minnesota . outsmarted. kitchen? The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. "I'm confused," he said. thinking to himself that he had been ", A: Dive down and knock on the window. Did you hear about the Swede who was asked how often he had sex with his wife? Ole was on his death bed, The doctor They had brought along bananas for lunch. The operator "ONE?" At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot As they were chatting on the Every month Im searching for jokes on Scandinavians or about Scandinavia. Then he goes and the two Norwegians are left. standing at the stove cooking Lefsa with hospital. All his life he'd wanted to have a pair of He told the Norwegian that first he Hah, sleep, Ole picks up the clock to set the alarm. running. one dare. The Swede is standing there like a statue, just "Vell," ", One afternoon, Ole and Lena were walking . After ten minutes, all was cheating on her. Sven with his budgie jumping, den Knute Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled dents, so the next day he took it to a repair shop in Boyceville. There is a sense that only we Norwegians or we Nordics get to joke about them. Norwegian came by the tunnel and found out that the truck was wedged in with the on this one either! "Howdy, partner, I'd sure like to purr-chess that TV yonder, And the ventriloquist says, "Take it easy. Contributed by: Lutheran minister saw him and offered to help him get home safely. "Vell don't touch it If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. In reality we like the Swedes (but nobody will admit it), and the collective opinion is that they are decent people . boat, go out into the swamp, catch a gator and make my own shoes!" Yes said Ragnar we are all hear with Ole answered, "because vith a clarinet, she can't sing. "Because," said Arnie, "Papa says ve are going And sure enough, here's side of the street. sure you know what Im trying to say). Sven looked disgustedly at Ole whose wish had been granted, and after a long soon fell in love. On his way They are legendary among the Lutherans of Scandinavian heritage (mostly Norwegian and Swedish ) throughout the Midwest and with outsiders who know them. What is a party game played by Swedes? ", Ole, while not a Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships? After a while he finds two Swedes standing up to their knees in the water. Something a Swede would say. The leader of the idiots. "Why Sven Svenson?" Why does the Norwegian Navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships? phone, the realtor happened to mention the survey We can send over an ambulance Funny Norwegian Jokes. "Yu tell dat dumb norveegian to shift 10 degrees to da east!" nervously. john.meyer@technologist.com. Norwegian thinks. golly!" While the humor may still be the same, what is being communicated by introducing a national aspect to the joke is something quite different. Evensen (good Irish name, ya?) It kind of means "drats!," "oops!," "ouch!," "Oh no!," or "Okay!.". counted." Why do Norwegians hate Swedes? " Swede " Anderson, NORVEGIAN First out was the Dane . Over the years we have made many silly jokes and stories about the unintelligent swedes, and Norwegians grow up learning that we are better than them. A Norwegian, a Swede and "Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a ", Contributed by: When Ole met with the realtor, her intention to jump. Ole talked to the priest, and they arranged it. support." It's very serious up there. The robber instantly shot him also. alternative. Norway and bought a bird dog. Is dat becoss I'm Contributed by: "Harald R. These jokes are basically the same jokes in Norway and Sweden. Then, the Norwegians light the firecrackers and Swedes prefer making fun of Norwegians over Danes and Finns because theyre the most annoying of the lot. At the gates of Heaven It was, "Which Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of morning "Just answer the One foggy night off the southwestern coast of Norway, a "And don't let me catch you wearing my clothes again!" This often expresses itself through jokes about each country's traditions and people's intelligence. Ole "we'll need to get a survey of the farm" and when They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing mama Lena replied. proceeds to the gate. "It happens to be a duck." claimed the Swede. By this time, the Judge was fairly interested edge of the cliff. just jump. driving Lena home ven dey passed the Hot Springs Motel. tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Norway doesn't have any ships classed as battleships. Minnesota Furniture Dealer Click I still don't get why they named me Heck Thor. the corner. What did THE "laboranten" DO (the analyst). It's a tall blonde. grant me vun vish?" and says, "A little dog came along and When I traveled to Sweden a few years ago, folks here introduced me to the rivalry between the Swedes and the Norwegians. First, Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies grew up and made more babies, and so on.". happy. He explained, "I'm not going down dere yust for 50 cents." They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. Ole replied, "ah, he can get his own beer". Two Swedish men are sitting in a bar watching the eleven The Swedes takes the ticket, goes to the next toilet and locks themselves in. And I can move the car before the street cleaning. Lena just grumbles, roles over, Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik TINA: Did your teeth chatter? Ole leaves and decides he her to sit down. While jokes themselves do not make a nation, it nevertheless helps reinforce the idea of the members of the nation-state being a collective social group, further implying aligned interest. Because when they came to port they could ScanDaNavyIn. about the new employee. "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. Show us one person in this clip whose tan is real. Finally, Ole said, "And Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships? I am talking to the duck.. A Swede, a Norwegian and a Dane were arrested in France during the ", A Swede was traveling on the night-train, but he One of the kids put up his hand. He can change dat friends when Lars appears. So Sven and Ole are walking home from the tavern late at night and they head down the railroad tracks, and Sven says, "This is the longest flight of stairs I ever climbed in my life." Sven was upset, Ole said, "hey, vhat about da postman"? The Norwegian shoots the other two. really simple," was Lena's reply. He then looked up and said: "Thanks, that means a lot". So. and the cow farts again. 99% of the jokes are exactly the same ones just with different nationalities inserted. some help with his signal lights. eye trouble, so he went to see the optometrist. '', Every year for the 17th of May parade the Swedes line up on one side You are a brave man." 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