from dankmemes. ", "Come with me if you want to live. A targe is a small shield that was used by the Scottish Highlanders up to the 18th century. Supposedly, Shakespeare used real witchcraft spells as he was writing the play, and to utter the phrase "Macbeth" while in the theater incites bad luck upon all parties involved. ", "Pick up their asses gently, men. ", "Abra Kadabra! Standing on enemy control point. As the Demoman says, it is a highly volatile substance and can spontaneously combust if not handled carefully. ", "Thankfully I already don't remember this. ", "MY GREATEST ENEMY IS DEAD! It is impossible for us to lose! NOOOOOOOOOOO By lehomer22 2022-01-08 09:30 69% (441) Demoman TF2 Video Kaboom Death "am drunk YOU don' have an excuse" By lehomer22 2021-11-18 11:30 82% (441) When the Demoman shoots his grenades at the Sentry Gun, he only shoots one grenade, but in the next shot there is another grenade that appears out of thin air. This is a play on the phrase Killed in Action, or "KIA", which is used to describe a soldier who has died on the battlefield. ", "Drop your socks and grab your socks, boys! . He says one of the following: The Demoman pulls out a set of bagpipes and plays them while dancing. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. The Demoman bounces in rhythm to the Latin beats while saying: The Demoman puts his arms out and forms a square with his fingers, trying to visualize the scene in front of him in a frame or a screen. ", "You are ten pounds of ghost crap in a five-pound dress! I am here to take American jobs! ", "Surrender now maggots and you will not be harmed!" Quotes "FREEDOM!! ], Demoman: They've got more f-[long censored]-s than they've got the likes of me. I have favorite lines from other classes, too: It is pronounced similarly to "lock", but the "k" is softened. There are countless tales of accidents and even deaths during production runs of Macbeth. And I'm all out of eyes! ", https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Demoman_voice_commands&oldid=3335424, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. This is Soldier, by the way. Taunt: Second Rate Sorcery (community-created). ", "Thankfully I already don't remember this. ], Demoman: "One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch and kablooie! In Highlander, the main character Connor McLeod speaks this line when he is possessed by the Quickening, absorbing the knowledge and power of his defeated adversary. ", "Dear other team: please reach into your ass and give me my foot back! ", "The student has become the one-eyed master, ya fancy perfume catalog! ", "yer arses arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen. Over and out! The "half" part of the name comes from the fact that the Demoman is only blind in one eye. Happy to read and share the best inspirational Tf2 Demoman quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes. In competitive play, Demomen have to learn all the potentially useful sticky jump locations on a map and be able to execute them perfectly (and thus be able to get to the central control point faster than the enemy Scouts), has no hit-scan weapon and so must rely on prediction, and has low mobility without the aid of sticky jumps. ", "Ohh, I'm gonna beat ya so hard, you'll have a twitch! Ali Baba is a fictional character from the story "Ali Baba & the Forty Thieves", which is featured in the book One Thousand and One Nights, and whose name is the inspiration for the Demoman's One Thousand and One Demoknights item pack. A carouser is a participant in a noisy, lively drinking party or one who consumes plentiful amounts of alcohol - this is obviously a reference to the Demoman's drinking habits. ", "That was close. There's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven." "Dominated, ya blubbery Bolshevik!" "Awww.. There's a new angel in heaven. "Go home, lassie; men are fightin' here!". "Dominated! I was just gettin' warmed up! Greg Poehler The Ullapool Caber's taunt was added during the. Don't warn me again for Team Fortress 2. He shared his class update with the Soldier, much like the Sniper and Spy. ", "I love your death, cyclops; your death is. "Remember, men, 'the flag was still there'! Potassium chlorate is a chemical compound commonly used in fireworks and explosives. "Merasmus! ], [A level 2 Sentry Gun upgrades to level 3. Taunts are character-specific animations that can be manually triggered in-game. The item description makes a reference to Date Masamune's nickname, The One-eyed Dragon. During the censored portion, the Demoman actually says: The music that plays during the battle sequence ", The teams' roles are reversed from what they are in the game's, Several crates of beer can be seen behind the Demoman. The Demoman Real name: Tavish Finnegan DeGroot Voiced by: Gary Schwartz (English), Francesc Rocamora (Spanish), Dmitry Polonsky (Russian) "Come an' get me, I say! Demoknights also fit into this archetype. [sotto voce] You are okay though, right, lad? ", "If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created, "I joined this team just to kill maggots like you. Someone who is traitorous or unpopular is often referred to as a "Judas", after Judas Iscariot, the apostle of Jesus Christ who betrayed Him. Join Login. The update revealed the Demoman's lifestyle; along with working three jobs, he lives in a mansion in New Mexico with his blind mother. You are not welcome in my world!" -after getting a few kills in a row. There are many unicorns like me, but, "I am the prettiest unicorn! ", "I will open up your chassis and use you all as a latrine! Hybrid Knights; the practice of equipping a sword and shield like a Demoknight, but instead of equipping boots, the Demoman opts to keep his grenade launcher. You got a bloody Demo, don't ya? Categories Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted. ", "I'm gonna break my foot off in this tie's ass! ", "I'm gonna stick me thumbs in yer eyes and hang on 'till yer deid! ", "DOMINATED! The Demoman lets out a wolf howl while holding out his arms and looking towards the sky. Sheep farming is an important industry in the Scottish highlands. [Opening fanfare of Drunken Pipe Bomb plays as the Demoman narrowly escapes a massive explosion while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Gravel Pit. "Take your lumps like a man, Private Twinkletoes. Think About Sensible haircuts! And I am most proud of, "Let's kick this robot's ass back to the Bronze Age!". Dinnae tell anyone [sotto voce] I brought a lot of bloody bombs! TF2 didn't start with a lot of story. Oh, that's right, they were in, "I dinnae even know we were fightin' another team! ", "Like a chorus of wee bagpipe-playing angels! Demoman can kill enemies around corners or lay traps for enemies to run into. ", "Are we done? Now come on out so we can. The kilt is a traditional knee-length garment originating in 16th Century Scotland. ", "You were good son, real good; maybe even the best. ", "This is what God would use to shoot somebody. In my apartment. ], Demoman: "Not one of ya's gonna' survive this. This weapon's name is a reference to the period of extended Scottish insurrection against English rule after being invaded in 1296, culminating in two major wars fought from 1296-1328 and 1332-1357 (not to be confused with the Jacobite rebellions). ", "Can one of you look at the top of my head? Tweet @Portal2Sounds. They got more fs uncensored than they got the likes of me. Share them . Abandoned at birth by his parents, his talent with explosives resulted in the deaths of his adoptive parents, and his family welcomed him back in the DeGroot clan. "Shorn" is the past participle of "shear", which is the act of cutting a sheep's wool off. Hasta gazpacho! ", "Sun Tzu said 'Winning a hundred wars is not the best thing. The player can freely move around, albeit slowly, during this taunt. Ryu: Reckon yer fancy tatsumabalaba ding dong woulda saved ye? Below is a list of references specific to the Demoman class, most of which are related to Scotland, the home country of the Demoman. Hup, hup, hup yap! I'll have me eye back, you shifty dog!". ", "Got anything funny to say about that, funny man? ", "DOMINATED!" [The Demoman passes a door frame and covers it in sticky bombs] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. Team Fortress 2 is a 2007 multiplayer first-person shooter game developed and published by Valve Corporation. The Demoman has several taunts, all of which are listed below with applicable voicelines and a description of the animation. The Demoman raises a bottle of beer with his left hand while holding a crate of bottles under his right arm, yelling. ", "We have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion, the wings of an eagle, the big muscular arms of a panther-man, and the silent majesty of a kraken! I've got your body! The Eyelander is a reference, both in name and design, to the film Highlander; specifically the character of Connor McLeod (last of the clan McLeod). ", "I run on blood! ", "Men, you are about to become someone's new worst nightmare! I cannot be reasoned with! In the USA, "plaid" can also refer to any cloth with a checked pattern, similar to tartan. ", "Merasmus, get your spectral ass out here! The Demoman closes his right hand into a fist and points at it before extending his arm forward and inviting others for a fist bump. That's all I do. ", "You come wide at me again, boy, I'll stick that wrench right up yer arse! "Loose cannon" is a term for a person who has little to no self-control. I'll chew the eyeballs right out of your skull! Valve may be making a parody or reference to the pornographic film based on Left 4 Dead, crudely titled Left 4 Head. Note: These lines possibly hint at the Demoman's and the Soldier's friendship from the War! "He who smelt it, dealt it" is often used as a counter against the accusation that one farted, instead directing the blame at the person who complained about it first (since they would be closer to the supposed source). Airblast applies a debuff on all classes that makes airstrafing extremely hard, allowing the Pyro to effectively take a portion of your movement by pressing 1 button. You can't see it, but I'm dropping and giving you twenty! And I'm all out of eyes! I was built to scare you! We'll get 'em next time. - after a decapitation kill on another Demoman. - after a Bottle kill. ", "Remember, boys, it is always darkest before we win! [Quietly] No offense, brain maggot. The description is a reference to the common phrase when handling sharp objects: "don't poke your eyes out", and the fact that the Demoman has only a single eye. Amen. ", "Oh, d'ye like that, yeah? They begged us, "All gave some! Dear God, we are sorry we angered you, please stop helping the other team! If timed correctly, the resulting explosion will catapult the Demoman up and forward. ", [Demoman charges into battle along with Team RED while dodging a cascade of rockets. With the advent of Nice Crate 2012, the Demoman can get an in-game kilt. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Tf2 animated GIFs to your conversations. !" "There can be only one! [Sotto voce] "Bye. In the film Highlander, the Quickening is the phenomenon which occurs when an immortal decapitates another, acquiring the sum total of their power, knowledge, experiences, and skill. Feet up, feet up, feet up! ], [Cut back to Demoman's room, music stops. The original name of the Scottish Handshake was the Scotland Shard, a pun on Scotland Yard. These quotes are references to the film Highlander. Contents 1 Primary 2 Secondary 3 Melee 4 Special 4.1 Demoman-exclusive 4.2 All-Class His height is 6' 2" (1,88 m). Demoman: Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together - in hell! Shulk: Dominated, Monado bastard! ", "I've a bomb with each and every one of their names on it! "Watch out, lads! ], [The ending segment of "Drunken Pipe Bomb" starts to play. ", "I had me good eye on you the whole time! ", "We will push until there is nothing left to push! A page for describing Quotes: Team Fortress 2. ", [The Demoman starts to drink from the empty Bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again. Some gave more! The label on the bottle indicates that it was made in 1680, the same year that the notorious pirate known as Blackbeard was born. Zatoichi is a fictional character who appears in many Japanese films. The Demoman jumps into the SS DeGroot - a small rowing boat, painted with the team's color and a white stripe around it with a handwritten registry on the back - which pops out of the ground; he then sits down and starts rowing, occasionally looking around and saying drunken gibberish. A nine iron is a type of golf club. Argyll (Pronounced Ar-guy-l) is a region on the western coast of Scotland, historically written as Argyle. ", "I feel like every bone in me body's broke! ", "Stand on the bloody point, ya half-wit! A Boisterous Bruiser and a cheerful drunkard, Demo enjoys nothing more than blowing everything to bits while chugging on Scrumpy (a harsh cider coming from western England). [whispered] Just in case. Demoman: You are a mistake of nature! Popular Original Order Random. If you enjoyed this episode,. The Demoman's Bottle is branded "XXX"; this typically means strong Moonshine, an illegaly-brewed beverage. Demoman: Freedom! Despite the sour notes, he compliments upon his own skills. This is a reference to a famous quote from Duke Nukem 3D, which is based on a quote from the 1988 movie They Live starring "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. You are nothin' but a buncha' cowards! Doing so can leave you with barely enough health to survive the fall. Someone, take out me other eye! There have been several memes on Reddit showing Demoman both literally and figuratively dropping bombs. ", "Did we win or lose that last one? "Aye, me bottle o' scrumpy!" "Merasmus! ", "'Course we won! This taunt does not injure or kill opponents. ", "You are a spineless worm! ", "Kill him. I will slap the magic out of your mouth! ", "DOMINATED! The Demoman turns around, crouches forward, and shakes his posterior while. "You're like the Cyclops of Greek myth; except you are Scottish. Although even the most skilled of Snipers can easily be taken down at close range, the same cannot be said for those at a distance. ], [Cut to scene of the Demoman chugging from his Bottle of scrumpy. The Scots Guards are a regiment of the British Army. Whoo! Interestingly enough, the exact words "Beam me up, Scotty" were never actually spoken on-set. ", "I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul! ", "I cannot be bargained with! HE IS A SOULLESS MONSTER!" ", "Come on out, Merasmus! You do not, "Damn you, Merasmuuuuus! I'll be waitin' on ya with a whiff o' the old brimstone! Engineer: I'm a drunk and glorious man! "Beam me up, Scotty" is a catchphrase from Star Trek given by Captain Kirk to the operator of the Enterprise's transport system, Montgomery "Scotty" Scott, when he needs to teleport back to the ship. The title card displays "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL" on the bottom right corner, a recurring joke throughout the "Meet the Team" videos. 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